Category: George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than…

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have…

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By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember…

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People think all I have to do is stand up and tell a few jokes.…

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy…

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People think all I have to do is stand up and tell a few jokes.…

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Author: George Burns…

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good…

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Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands…

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. Author: George…

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